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Family Totem Pole

Family Totem Pole

Welcome to Blog o’ Beth.  I’m Beth. I have a masters degree in medieval literature which means I know a lot about a subject that is completely irrelevant to anyone. I spent ten years working in online media until I realized that I was becoming “the man”.  I then quit and became “the mother”.   My husband still tries to save the world one website at a time while I stay home with our daughter, son and cat.  If left alone I can eat an entire box of Little Debbie Swiss Roll Snack Cakes.  I’m also obsessive about how my dishwasher is loaded and am so in love with my iPhone I would marry it if I could.